Wearing a shirt from Baltimore, Maryland,
with the city + state proudly exclaimed in
light heather grey.
I have never set foot on a Maryland street,
though my mother’s name is Mary.
I have only stayed in BLT for four hours
on a lay-away lay-over to get back to
Rule Britannia via Iceland via Balt-i-more,
I have never been in Baltimore,
couldn’t tell you how they speak.
I am a liar.
Someone kill me.